Cute Tumblr Themes

blastortoise:

My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”

(via thefuuuucomics)





uglyaustralian:

if you ever feel bad just remember that my aunty had three boys and then tried for a girl and got twin boys

(Source: maboukes, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)





dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)





malekkleston:

IF U EVER FEEL SAD REMEMBER THERE IS A FLOWER CALLED HANGING NAKED MEN AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE PURPLE MEN WITH THEIR DICKS OUT

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ISNT NATURE WONDERFUL

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)





relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

(via thefuuuucomics)





eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

(Source: uncooler, via thefuuuucomics)





thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via baconating)





spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

(via baconating)